multipack:

sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario

Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head

(Source: quincykisses)

cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(Source: circumcisions)

raspberrying:

Do you ever get really frustrated about a bunch of things in your life but you don’t know how to go about making so many difficult changes so you get even more frustrated and just want to melt into a puddle of sad

thecapn:

Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying